The company car. Nice isn't it?
Or there is the sporty red model if you prefer.
The boss. He who must be obeyed.
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In the meantime…. here is a poem from a friend.
If Dr Seuss Wrote Technical Manuals.
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted
as a very last resort, and the address of the memory makes your floppy
disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report! If
your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking
icons put your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted cause
the index doesn't hash, then your situations hopeless and your system's
gonna crash! If the label on your cable on the gable at your house,
says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your
packets want to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected
by the printer down the hall, and your screen is all distorted by the
side-effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a
souse, then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, cause as
sure as I'm a poet, that suckers gonna hang! When the copy of your floppy's
getting sloppy on the disk, and the micro-code instructions cause unnecessary
RISC, then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your
ROM, quickly turn off your computer and be sure to tell your mom!
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